Llama Facts

Hi! My name is Hannah, I'm 19 years old, I'm an engineer, and I like puppies and chocolate. I mostly just post whatever I like, which gets pretty random. Message me, we should be friends.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

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124:

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deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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darling-hold-on:

expansivesunflower:

lazypacific:

I’m sorry for all the pain you bear in your arms, all the pain you carried for me. 

a soul as pure as yours never deserved to live in my world.

If only you would say this to me, I might just let it all go

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thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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